Stream of consciousness.........birfday.html

“As round as an apple, As deep as a pail: It never cries out Till it’s caught by the tail. ”

“The land was white, The seed was black; It will take a good scholar To riddle me that. ”

“She has no feet or hands, the longer she stands the shorter she grows. ”

 

The girl's got another flick where she has problems with a balancing trick.
It's a single word, not too absurd
Slap a suffix on the end, this birthday wish is going round the bend
A ding and a link - who ever said friends don't make you think?

Happy birthday, dudes. Hugs and kisses and nachos.

round....

         ..... pail .....

                     ..... tail ......

..... balancing act ....

                          ..... land - white .....

                                                  ...... seed black ? .....

flick ? ......  she ?.....

                         .......... something with a tail?  ......   round?

                                                                       ........ in a movie? ..........

 .... movie animals? ....

                             ....... pig?!? ..........               

 

                                               ..... babe?    

                                                                ........... did babe have any balancing acts? .....

[ try to picture a pig on one foot with a ball on nose ]

                  .... or maybe this? ....

google   ......    google     

 ............. google    ........   google     .....

google movie animals .....

 

COOL!!!!!!

Yahoo has a whole Section on movie animals!!!!  Four Sub-sections!!!

 .......  Let's skim through them all looking for balancing animals......

[scan Comedy movie titles ...]     [scan Family movie titles .... looking for balancing animals]

 .....   [ scan Animated movie titles .....]     [ scan Horror animal movie titles.....]

... hmmm..... nothing stands out except babe.....

 

“As round as an apple, As deep as a pail: It never cries out Till it’s caught by the tail. ”

The girl's got another flick where she has problems with a balancing trick.
It's a single word, not too absurd
Slap a suffix on the end, this birthday wish is going round the bend

suffix on the end?  that's probably html... single word + .html .

lets try babe.html ..... doh! ....

404! 

hmm ... babe didn't work.....

                                  .............. let's go back .....

“She has no feet or hands, the longer she stands the shorter she grows. ”

shorter .... longer.... sounds like a candle ....

                                                             ....... or a snowball .....

 ....   [ picture a snowball ... a round snowball ....

                                        ..... a round snowball the size of a pail .....

                                                   ..... a round snowball the size of a pail with a tail ...... ]

a snowball is round but no tail .... and no balancing trick....

 .............  melting snowball ..... what else melts ......

          ......... melting balancing act ... ?!?!?

                        .... okay .... hold on ... regroup .....

“The land was white, The seed was black; It will take a good scholar To riddle me that. ”

land was white .... seed was black  .....

        .......... where did THAT come from .... sure it rhymes ... but it's just weird!

.... let's google it....

                        ...... google  

......... skim ...  hmm .. The Land is White, the Seed is Black is a book about apartheid ... ?!?

   ....... that makes zero sense.   .... that's not an answer to a riddle.....

but it does solve one question.... krystyn didn't just make up THIS riddle.......

.... let's google more "land was white"  "seed was black" .... .... ...

 ....  .... hmmm - it IS a riddle!! (progress) .....

                                                             .... but what is the answer?......

   .... [skim .... skim .... skim .....]

 

BINGO!!!  

                            ...... One Page with all 3 Riddles!!! WHAT LUCK! .....

So.....

    .... there are answers!  hmmmmm.....

                                                      .......  so, can I guess all 3? .....

               

“As round as an apple, As deep as a pail: It never cries out Till it’s caught by the tail. ”

“The land was white, The seed was black; It will take a good scholar To riddle me that. ”

“She has no feet or hands, the longer she stands the shorter she grows. ”

      The bottom one is probably "candle".

             ..... tail?   .....   round? ......

                                   .....  could still be a pig?.......

seed... black ... white? .... no clue.....

 

                                                       do I cheat? ....

    press that one little button? .....  thinking.....

                                                                ..... thinking .....

                                                                                   ...... thinking .....

        click    

 

                 SEE         ......

                         ...............     CANDLE   ..... I KNEW IT!!!

Bell.    Bell? .....  tail?   ..... 

                                   ............ whatever .........

 ............ Pages in a Book?    What?????

                                      ..................... What were they smokin'??? ..............

................ oh well, no matter .... I got 1 /3 .......

       Bell Book Candle ..... WTF?.......................................

             .............  (goes back to riddle)

The girl's got another flick where she has problems with a balancing trick.
It's a single word, not too absurd
Slap a suffix on the end, this birthday wish is going round the bend
A ding and a link - who ever said friends don't make you think?

Happy birthday, dudes. Hugs and kisses and nachos.

 .................... - balancing trick? ...............

                      ..............  candle bell book balancing trick WTF?!? .................

 .... (did I say that already?) ..........

                Book, Bell, Candle  balancing .....

      "The girl" ..... She ..... "She" does a balancing trick .....

                            movie? .... of the three riddles, .... Bell is an "It" ............

  ..... Candle is a "She" ......

               ........... candle .... she ..... balancing .... movie ....

 (me hugs google) ....       ........... skim ......

             ..........        ............   ...............

         ..... "Bell Book and Candle" is a movie. ...... hmmm.....

                      ............ interesting ..... any balancing going on? ......

 ... (checks first summary ... witch .... no balancing ...)  ... hmmm ....

         ........... another summary .... nothing .....

                     .... any other balancing candles? .... there is that movie again .....

         .... maybe the movie is about candles......     [reads another summary] ......

.... re-reads riddle ....

The girl's got another flick where she has problems with a balancing trick.
It's a single word, not too absurd
Slap a suffix on the end, this birthday wish is going round the bend

                         ...............   The girl .... "another flick" ....

            ....

                              .....

 AHA!

 .............. " Bell Book Candle" is the movie .... 

                                    .............we need to find the "another flick" ........

          ..... "The girl" .... ..... hmmm .... who is the girl? ......

   (checks imdb for reliable cast)  ......

             ......... hmmm .... a few females .... 2nd one on the list ......

      ..... 5th .....   check summary again

                                   ... the 2nd actor one appears to be the "witch" (see above)....

.............................    so it must be her ....   click ....

              ........ skim ...  43 movies ..... focus on movies near "Bell Book Candle"..... why? ....

because most actors/actresses have all their "good" movies around each other ......

     ... go too far back, and you get bit parts when they were young .... .....

            .... go too far forward, and you get "as him/herself" or other bit parts......

                         ... skim .... skim .....

                                      ...... looking for a balancing act ....   Acrobat?.......

    Vertigo.....    VERTIGO..........

                 ...... Vertigo is a problem with balancing ....

BINGO!!

It's a single word, not too absurd
Slap a suffix on the end, this birthday wish is going round the bend

  .......... the suffix we already figured was ".html" (after trying babe.html and pig.html 30 minutes ago)....

vertigo

... and then the screaming started.